Inventive

I can picture this poor schlub doing this act in a Ramada Inn function room for a Kiwanis convention in a few years, after the motivational speaker and the chicken and shells. And that’s if he’s a success. Otherwise he’ll be waiting for a callback after submitting his resume to a Blue Man Group franchise for the fifth time.

I know I’ve seen this act somewhere before. Hmmm…

I’ll see you all at the In-N-Out, after the what-have-you.

(Thanks to regular reader and commenter and all-around good guy Charles Schneider for sending that along)