You Make Me Dizzy Miss Kizzy, the Way You Rock ‘n Roll

That’s Kizzy Crawford. Something of an exotic, being Bajan/Welsh. I’m not sure I could form any connection between Wales and Barbados that isn’t Kizzy. There are worse things to be in the entertainment industry than sui generis.

Only a Fool Would Say That is one of the numerous Steely Dan songs that sounds kinda peppy and sunny but really isn’t. It’s a pillow fight with a rock in the pillowcase.

I heard it was you
Talking ’bout a world where all is free
It just couldn’t be
And only a fool would say that

Everyone assumes they know who Steely Dan was talking about, but I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you. They’re pretty obtuse. For example, there are about 700 theories about what Rikki Don’t Lose That Number means, but according to the songwriters themselves, none of them are in the correct zip code of the topic. It’s apparently just a song about a girl they couldn’t make time with back in the day.

Only a Fool Would Say That is a workhorse tune. I’m surprised more people haven’t taken a cover run at it. There aren’t many on the TooYube, anyway. Here’s a Steely Dan tribute band giving it a go:

Back in the day, we played in cover bands. The audience expected you to play more or less like a series of bands they favored, but not do anything slavish to reproduce the originals. They simply recognized the songs, and wanted to hear how you’d adapt yourself to the material. My brother used to play in a trio that played several Hendrix tunes, for example, and they didn’t have a guitar player. If you know what you’re doing, you can make the familiar fresh that way.

Somewhere along the line, the audience demanded that bands morph from cover bands into tribute bands. My sons were a cover band, and played at agricultural fairs in Maine. The headline acts were all tribute bands. I’m not sure who would want to see Billy Joel at this point, never mind a Billy Joel tribute band, but they did.

There’s a danger with tribute bands that cover bands never had to deal with. You’re supposed to play just like the record. Any change, whether it’s an improvement or not, and the band ends up plunging into the uncanny valley, where the Brooklyn Charmers live. They’re all really good players. Maybe they should move to Wales, and do covers instead.

The Future of Framing Is Here. And It Sucks

Many moons ago, I used to read Fine Homebuilding magazine. I’m not that interested in building fine homes anymore. This Old Hovel would be my kind of publication, but it don’t exist. But I got to wondering what was going on in contemporary home building, and what sort of new techniques are being used in new house construction.

Because the intertunnel is functionally retarded, asking for contemporary anything, or modern whatnot, just delivers a deluge of SEO-infected drivel sites with pictures of “modern” or “contemporary” house plans, because those adjectives have been debased beyond recognition. Modern-style houses aren’t, by the way. The style is basically as old as Arts and Crafts. It’s barely more modern than a Victorian. And contemporary just means a 60 or 70 year old house idea.

But Fine Homebuilding appeared from the scrum, and lied magnificently when they claimed that “The Future of Framing Is Here,” and that “Smarter strategies can save money, speed construction, improve energy efficiency, and cut down on job-site waste.”

You can read the whole thing if you want to. But to save time and your eyeballs, here’s a graphic depiction of their ideas:

I’m fairly obtuse on a good day, but today I’ll be unequivocal: You don’t want any of that.

As you all know by now, I have a modest and unassuming personality, so I think everyone should just do what I tell them and I shouldn’t have to explain myself, because I’m, you know, me. But just in case you need some ‘splainin, Lucy, I’ll list my objections forthwith.

No header in non-bearing wall

The headers in wall framing do more than carry loads from above. Part of their job is to stiffen the opening. Windows really, really don’t like any deflection in the framing in the rough openings, and get jammed shut pretty easy if the opening doesn’t stay square. And lots of interior things like to be nailed to that header you don’t think you need, dudes.

Header hangers eliminate jack studs

Super duper bad idea is super bad. I’ve already explained why almost everything in your house is a bendy thing atop two crushy things.  This can’t be improved upon, but it can be wrecked. The author thinks steel is stronger than wood, so he’s making things better. He ain’t. The hanger brackets can be stronger than a fat girl’s ice cream scoop, but it doesn’t matter. You’re hanging the brackets on nails. Things hanging on nails sag over time. A beam on top of two posts doesn’t. And framing brackets cost more than the bits of 2×4 you use for the jack studs anyway. And nailing off brackets is time consuming and uses a lot of fasteners, which aren’t free, you  know. And the opening is less stiff, and might bow out or in in the middle because it’s a bearing wall. So the window might bind. And there isn’t enough wood around the window to nail interior trim to. Other than that, I have no opinion about the practice.

Single top plate

No, no, no. To use a single top plate, the author is forced to place all the roof framing directly over the studs, which is very fussy and time consuming. And we’re back to having a very small target for interior finishes. And the ceiling is 1-1/2″ lower. And framing lumber isn’t all made from old growth trees with grain like railroad tracks anymore. A single top plate will wander under snow and wind loads, and just plain warping with humidity changes. Double it up, and it’s stiffer, and the two pieces sort of average out any lack of straightness.

Place windows and doors on stud layout

This is akin to telling your wife not to deliver your baby on Super Bowl Sunday because you won’t be home. Cart, meet horse. The proper placement, proportions, and total size of windows is really important. Treating it like an afterthought to avoid using an extra wall stud or two is el stupido.

Rigid foam sheathing improves thermal performance

This is called petitio principii. Begging the question. It’s assumes without evidence that bowdlerizing your sheathing to improve thermal performance is an absolute good. It isn’t. Your sheathing has a lot of work to do. Your insulation has other work to do. Stay in your lanes, people.

2×6 at 24 in. on center

Nope, nope, nope. A 2×4 is 3-1/2″ wide. A 2×6 is 5-1/2″ wide. The author is desperate to stuff more insulation in the wall, so he makes it deeper. Then he figures he’s using bigger studs, so he can space them out wider, and stuff in yet more insulation. It’s all dumb.

If he bothered to do the math, he’d take the 2 extra inches of framing and multiply it by the linear footage of all the exterior walls in the house. There’s about 240 linear feet of exterior walls in a small cape. That means that the interior finished space is 40 square feet less because you used 2×6 instead of 2×4 studs. Why not just make the house design 40 square feet smaller, and use the less expensive lumber? You’ll probably save $6,000+ on the deal, even on a small house. It’ll cost less to cool and heat because it’s smaller. Oh yes, and you won’t have to pay a premium for deeper window jambs and sills. And you won’t have to have as much glass in the house, because the rooms aren’t dark because the windows aren’t set in niches. And if you’ve got a single top plate, too, the ceilings are slightly lower, and less light makes it into the room, so you need more or bigger windows.

Single stud at rough openings

I thought we put a surveyor’s stake in this thing’s heart already, but I’ll bite. You want all the openings in your walls to be as stiff and strong as possible. This is simply cutting corners any way you look at it. Walls do interesting things under unusual loading conditions, like high winds and not enough structure around openings. You do not want your house to do interesting things.

For point loads, the rim joist acts as a header

Jayzuz, no. I thought we were “cutting down on jobsite waste.” It’s vanishingly easy to go to the cutoff pile and find floor framing lumber scraps to double up at the rim joist where point loads are carried. Once again, the author doesn’t understand the problem. The floor joists are not going to be crushed by a point load. They’re going to rotate. The only thing keeping them from rotating if you don’t double them on the inside with a block is the toenailed fasteners through the rim joist. The nails are pounded into the end grain of the joists, which is inherently weak, too. It would take a gopher/helper an hour to go around the site with cut-offs from the scrap pile to fix all these. What is the point?

Stacked framing transfers load directly

Once again I say brethren, “So what?” It’s fussy and time consuming to line up all the framing just to save a few framing members and a top plate. You’re also letting structural concerns completely lord over things like the size of the rooms. So the windows go any old place the framing likes, and the floor framing can’t accommodate things like stairwells where you want them, lest you use an extra 2×10 or something. Silly.

Minimize stud nailers at intersecting walls

Oh, I’ve had to work on drywall in this sort of carpenter’s houses. There’s nothing to screw into in the corners and around the ceiling, and what is there bends like a Comăneci even if you can find it. There’s a reason why so many framing problems are solved by strongbacks. Strongbacks are framing members nailed perpendicular to one another. They’re straight in the first place, and don’t bend easily.

Properly sized header with foam on interior

I’m not sure if the author doesn’t know how to frame, or how to write. Headers have been made for many moons by sandwiching a piece of rigid foam in between two pieces of lumber. The insulation acts as a thermal break, and makes the header the right thickness for the wall framing. And you can nail stuff to your heart’s content inside and out.

No Cripples under ends of windowsill

We’ve been over this, haven’t we? Two cripples under the sill use maybe 4 lineal feet of 2x4s. You can usually find them in the scrap pile, but even if you can’t it’s about a buck and a half of lumber per window. I built two houses without using a single dumpster, so I know this stuff by heart. Skipping cripples is just shoddy work, no matter how hard you try to call it economical. Remember the crushy things, people!

Two-stud corners won’t compress batt insulation

We’re begging questions again. Who the hell is still using batt insulation? Blow in cellulose. Or loose fiberglass. Or if you don’t like money, and would like to get rid of a lot of it in a hurry, spray foam. Good luck fishing a wire in your house forevermore if you go that route, though.

Smarter strategies, huh? Well, what do I know? I’m just some guy on the intertunnel. You’re free to follow Fine Homebuilding’s advice if you like. They’re like, important and official and whatnot. You won’t save any money, the work will go slower, your energy efficiency will be worse, and you’ll have a dumpster full of framing cut-offs instead of jack studs and cripples in your walls. Other than that, I’m sure you’ll enjoy living in the fourth little pig’s house. It’ll be restful to sit outside it, and watch it sway in the breeze.

Super Struttin’ Their Stuff

That’s Eumir Deodato tickling the plastic horse teeth. He’s from Brazil. He’s been around for what seems like forever, doing his thing. He was mostly an arranger and producer of records. He made records with everyone from Frank Sinatra to Kool and the Gang.

He eventually got around to making his own records in a serious way. In 1973, his first album sold five million copies and won a Grammy. It had his very funky version of Also Sprach Zarathustra on it, which was notably featured in Being There. If you thought using Also Sprach in 2001: A Space Odyssey was brilliant, well, using this version of it in Being There was genius.

The TooYube clip is just the song laid over a truncated clip from the movie, but in the original, it weaves in and out of the dialog and street noise, and lasts a lot longer. It’s the most effective melding of music and film footage I’ve ever seen.

The first video is a performance of Super Strut. It’s much less recognizable than ASZ, but it was a modest hit in the US, too. It’s on Deodato’s second album, which is delightfully odd, with jazz covers of Knights in White Satin, Rhapsody in Blue, and a Ravel piece.

I gather that Eumir tours like a lot of old Blues musicians used to. He travels on his own, and expects whoever puts on the show to assemble a band for him to play with. Chuck Berry used to do that, too. In the first video, Deodato is playing with the Euro Groove Department, who are definitely up to the job. There are many videos of Deodato performing the song online with less capable musicians.

The drummer is terrific, but one can’t help but notice that Deodato gets up and goes to the john or something until the drum solo is over. I cast no aspersions. The audience mostly does during any drum solo, so why can’t the other musicians?

Tuesday Trash Day Rodeo

Welcome to the Sippican Cottage Trash Day Rodeo. Yippee. Yeehaw. Etc.

I’m really not qualified to host a rodeo. Or participate in one, even. I’m not even capable of rodeo clowning. If I was, I would have gone into politics. So take all this hooey with a grain of salt:

You Are NOT Dumb, You Just Lack the Prerequisites

The gap in comprehension wasn’t due to a lack of ability but rather a gap in prerequisite knowledge. So here’s a gentle reminder: You’re not dumb—you just might not have all the prerequisites yet.

Public school administrators have taken a turn-out on teaching any fundamental information that must be learned by rote to allow you perform any higher level intellectual work. So you go up against the bull on day one, and get freight trained. It’s starting to dawn on the younger generation that there was a reason why students used to memorize multiplication tables.

Dual-screen laptops make more sense with this spiral notebook-like hinge

I often use sleek, small-screened ultralight laptops, so I find dual-screen laptops intriguing. The dual-screen laptops I’ve used up until this point have come with a huge caveat, though: no integrated keyboard. That’s what makes AceMagic’s X1 stand out to me. Not only does its secondary screen swing out from the system horizontally (instead of vertically), but the laptop manages to include two 13-inch screens and a traditional keyboard and touchpad.

A Millenial will go to any lengths to avoid admitting that a desktop computer with huge screens is the only sensible way to get any real work done on a computer. Laptop coding is mutton busting.

Australian employees now have the right to ignore work emails, calls after hours

Is your boss texting you on the weekend? Work email pinging long after you’ve left for home? Australian employees can now ignore those and other intrusions into home life thanks to a new “right to disconnect” law designed to curb the creep of work emails and calls into personal lives.

Erm, Australian employees always had the right to ignore work emails. What they didn’t have was the gumption. Acting ring sour is now the law of the land, so they’re off the hook.

Nuclear reactors a mile underground promise safe, cheap power

The clever bit is to vastly simplify the design and do without all that ultra-expensive civil engineering by lowering the reactor down a drill shaft a mile deep. A pair of pipes would be attached. One to send down water and another to bring back steam from the reactor’s steam generator.

The word “promise” in the headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting, n’est ce pas? I can think of a few things that might go wrong, right out of the gate. But honestly, why not just keep drilling? It gets pretty hot down there with or without the nuclear reactor. 

What Lasts and (Mostly) Doesn’t Last

What was more surprising than the fact we couldn’t match names to (once) famous books was that many of the authors themselves were completely obscure, especially to the younger people present. We were writers and professors. If we didn’t remember these authors, who did? The conversation moved on but I think everyone came away with a reminder: literary fame is fickle and fleeting.

Most books rank a no-score in their own time, never mind the long run. And tastes change. But I went to a good used book store yesterday, and asked for some Dostoevsky and Tom Wolfe. They didn’t have either. They had a whole wall of Stephen King, the literary rodeo clown, however. This proves one of two things. No one will part with good books, and if they do, they’re re-purchased right away. Either that, or they really, really like Stephen King. But if the latter, wouldn’t the King shelves be empty?

The Vital Necessity of Very Old Books

Hanania argues that most books are a waste of time. “One would like to think that if someone has written a 300-page book, it means that they have 300 pages worth of things to say,” says Hanania. “My experience is that is rarely the case.”

Sorry, I already argued that. The author also attempts to bulldog the idea that Boomers were the truly self-absorbed generation. Apparently he’s never seen a tween girl between the shafts of her iPhone.

Employees as Risks

In recent years, organizations have begun using software that analyzes large amounts of activity log records and communications data for purposes that go well beyond cybersecurity. A variety of software systems promise to help them prevent employee misconduct, whether it be criminal, negligent, inappropriate or otherwise undesirable.

Don’t forget to put a cover sheet on your TPS reports, and don’t leave a copy of The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism on your hard drive at work, people. You’ll be branded a hat bender.

The Real Problem With the Job Market
My big, depressing, and optimistic theory for why it’s so hard to find and keep a job that makes you happy

The entire concept of work that we have had for thousands of years was a temporary model that was required to solve a temporary problem. Namely, people who are trying to build or sell something that required work they were unable to do by themselves.

Please notice the category error in the subtitle, right out of the chute. A job that makes you happy? There’s a reason they call it work, you know. If this guy isn’t careful, his employer will think he’s nothing but a risk. The author points out some interesting things, however. But he doesn’t even understand that the majority of the world does real things out in the landscape to make their bread, not just shuffle some javascript around on a virtual desktop. AI isn’t going to pick any lettuce, or pop any rivets.

Calif. tech companies see laid-off workers as ‘table scraps,’ recruiters say

Creely remembers one conversation with a senior director at an automotive tech company with locations in California, for instance, who didn’t want to hire any laid-off workers because he saw them as “damaged goods.” No matter how hard he tried, Creely couldn’t change his client’s mind, he said.

I’m trying to keep up on my HR bingo card. When do “damaged goods” become “table scraps,” and what does it take to get them hired so that they can burst their chrysalis and morph into plain old “risks”? And how long do they need to be unemployed until they’re sent to the glue factory?

Enhance customer experiences and unlock new revenue with our eco-friendly, ad-display faucets.

In today’s competitive market, every square inch of your venue needs to work harder—restrooms included. Traditional faucets rack up water bills and offer nothing back. Isn’t it time your restrooms became more than just a maintenance checkpoint?​

Enter VODXs—our cutting-edge LCD screen faucets not only save up to 70% on water usage but turn your restrooms into dynamic advertising platforms. Imagine every handwash generating revenue and enhancing guest experience with captivating, customizable content.

I’m imagining other things, like meeting the people who think this is a good idea in a dark alley. I checked all over to see if this was satire. It isn’t. I wonder if they’ll eventually make a version of the hand dryer that screams the advertising over the jet engine noise. Man, I wish we could rein in the advertising monster.

Well, that’s the roundup for this Tuesday. Hi ho Silver, and away…!

Be Joyous. Or Else

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly, chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing

Be Sure To Sidestep the Little Bits of History Repeating

The word is about, there’s something evolving
Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here
That the revolution’s near
But to me, it seems quite clear
That it’s all just a little bit of history repeating

Look Out. Below!

In movies, there are actors commonly referred to as “That Guy.” That Guy actors are fellas who never starred in much of anything, but seem to at least be in hundreds of movies. Movie producers and directors rely on them to be able to show up and bring something special to the film, even if their name doesn’t merit the marquee.

Let’s use the term in music this time. Otis Rush is not That Guy in this video. Otis never received the kind of notoriety that fellas like Muddy Waters or BB King, or even Albert King achieved. But he was hardly obscure, especially if you were a blues aficionado. In many ways, he was the most influential Chicago blues guitar player I can name. I played in blues bands in the seventies and eighties, and more people wanted to play like Otis Rush than anyone else.

But that drummer. Now he’s That Guy, that’s for sure, blues-wise. That’s Fred Below. You probably don’t know his name, but you know his music. All my guitar playing friends knew they wanted to sound like Otis Rush, but the drummers all ended up playing like Fred Below without even knowing it. He sort of invented the Chicago Blues drumming style.

If you think I’m exaggerating about Fred’s invisible notoriety, I’ll mention that it’s him you hear playing the drums on Johnny B. Goode, and a hearty helping of other Check Berry hits. He played with Muddy Waters, Little Walter, Willie Dixon, Sonny Boy Williamson, and Howlin’ Wolf, Bo Diddley, and of course Otis Rush.

And you can try your whole life long to get your freak on every whichaway you want, and never equal his beret, cravat, and Van Dyke beard.

Oi’m ‘enery the Eighth I Yam

Waves of interest wash over the shores of Henry VIII and his bairns from time to time. It’s been mostly grrrl power entertainments lately, especially in the Elizabethan line. They’re a hard pass from me. Hell, Kenneth Branagh, who should know better, made Lizzy’s favorite playwright Shakespeare a drama queen literally, instead of just figuratively, in All Is True, the most obversely named movie I’ve ever encountered. Oh, yes, and it’s Shakespeare’s daughter who has all the talent. Ho hum.

But Henry Tudor the serial marrier is a fascinating topic, and moviemakers and teevee drones circle back to him like dogs to their recycled breakfasts. I think I’ve seen most all of them at one time or another, including old warhorses like The Private Lives of Henry VIII and Young Bess, with Charles Laughton nibbling ably at the Hampton Court scenery.

The latest (for me) assault on the topic was Wolf Hall, a decidedly uneven affair. Hack writer Hilary Mantel uses the same sort of approach to making a well-worn topic fresh that All Is True employs: it’s hard to write well, so I’ll write the polar opposite of well to get attention. I’m sort of staggered by the attempt in Wolf Hall to make Thomas Cromwell the saintly hero of the piece, and a sex machine to boot, and Thomas More the villain among a gaggle of villains. That’s quite a hill to die on after Robert Bolt has been on the case.

You can tell it’s a female take on the subject, because Tommy Cromwell is simply pursuing the deaths of umpteen men and women in a fit of pique over an oblique insult. Mark Rylance brings something fresh to the proceedings, and his subdued, nearly catatonic delivery suits the position of a court drone, scribbling away furiously and courting favor to make his way into the world of the beautiful people.  He’s supposed to be smarter than all of them, of course. But then again, the captain of the football team never cares much if you got an A in algebra. He might eventually hire you to do algebra things he can’t be bothered with, but you’re never going to be on the team.

But it’s the portrayal of Hank in Wolf Hall that really bugs me. A skinny, slopeshouldered mopey  Henry, alternatingly whispering and mumbling, goes beyond the beyonds in dramaturgy about a real person we know something about. One who looks like he’s still yelling in oil paintings of him.

So, who did it better? Who made Harry into the force onscreen that he was in real life? Let’s count down the top three, shall we?

3. Richard Burton in Anne of a Thousand Days

It was 1969, and if you needed someone to roar onscreen, Burton was your man. Peter O’Toole could yell with the best of them, but Burton could outsnarl anybody. Henry, the eighth of that name, was reportedly a charismatic dude, in addition to reminding people who was in charge by shortening them a bit when they blotted their copybooks. Burton showed an excellent hail fellow well met side to his Henry with his entourage, backslapping and joshing with everybody, but he’d turn on a dime if you crossed him.

Anne the three-year wonder has many of the usual suspects in the cast. Anthony Quayle is miscast as Wolseley, but does his best. Michael Hordern, as daddy Boleyn, steals a few scenes while selling his daughters down the Thames River. Genevieve Bujold, as Anne, gives as good as she gets, and holds her own while locked in the Panavision tiger cage with Burton, which isn’t easy. John Colicos, who was both a Klingon and a Cylon butt-buddy at one time or another, plays about the creepiest Thomas Cromwell ever.

2. Robert Shaw in A Man for All Seasons

A Man for All Seasons was a big hit in 1966. It won six Oscars, including Best Picture, screenplay, Best Actor for Paul Scofield, and it made fifteen times its production cost. The cast was uniformly excellent, and Wendy Hiller as Alice More and Robert Shaw as Hal were nominated for two more Oscars, but I guess they got tired of handing statues to good British actors and gave one to Walter Matthau, of all people, instead.

Shaw would seem to be an odd choice to play Henry, but it paid off. He showed the mercurial nature of Henry to a tee, playing the clown, the friend, the statesman, and the bully, sometimes all in the same breath. You can see Scofield’s More trying to say as little as possible, because he knew to slip up meant a hatchet haircut. It’s funny, but the clip shows Shaw raging a bit, and then calming down, trying to find the right key to More’s lock. Right after the byplay shown in the clip, Henry loses his shit completely, and they hear him two zip codes over. Scofield either acts stunned, or maybe was actually stunned, by Shaw’s outburst. That’s a Henry we can get behind. Mostly because it’s not safe to be in front of him.

1. Keith Michell in the Six Wives of Henry the Eighth

Keith Michell played young Henry, middle aged Henry, and old Henry in this six-part TV series, and was completely believable as all of them. The series is somewhat uneven, since each episode was written by a different playwright. But the unevenness only spans from good to great.It’s basically a stage play, but then again, so was A Man for All Seasons. The TV budget sets and costumes don’t distract you from the action, which is mostly of the two heads talking variety.

Michell was an unusual choice to play Henry. He styled himself a song and dance man, and there are excruciating videos of him singing things like Mack the Knife with Julie Andrews extant on the internet. He does the bowler hat and cane thing and lumbers about like Herman Munster. Who knew his potential to appear larger than life? Someone did, and he delivered the Henry all others should be measured by.

You can vote for your favorite Henry in the comments, but please, no wagering.

Tuesday Trash Day Roundup

Well, Tuesday has rolled around again. Trash Day. The single black plastic bag is out on the curb already. Oh, yes; we have a curb now. When we moved here, the road just sort of trailed off into the lawn. They repaved the street last year, and installed a sidewalk. Everyone still walks in the street. There are many mysteries in Maine.

Anyway, let’s clean out the browser bookmarks, with an eye toward additional mysteries:

Mechanical computers are cool. It’s a mystery why we’d ever rely on software to do this. If you had a watchmaker on board, you could fix this under fire. And he’d only take up one extra bunk. If the software went on the blink, you’d have to sail to India to pick up forty guys to patch the code. Wrong.

How Bad Design Killed 10 Sailors and Wrecked a Destroyer

In older ships, speed is basically controlled by a forward/backward joystick. Push it forward and the ship accelerates. Pull it back and the boat slows or goes in reverse. Less than a year before the accident, the McCain’s controls were replaced by a digital system that swapped out manual controls with touchscreens.

It’s a mystery why they didn’t have 40 coders from the Punjab onboard.

NASA acknowledges it cannot quantify risk of Starliner propulsion issues

NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams launched inside Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft on June 5. Their mission is the first crew test flight on Boeing’s capsule before NASA clears Starliner for regular crew rotation flights to the space station. But after software setbacks, parachute concerns, and previous problems with its propulsion system, Boeing’s Starliner program is running more than four years behind SpaceX’s Dragon crew spacecraft, which flew astronauts to the station for the first time in 2020.

Hmm. Software setbacks. It’s a mystery why Boeing doesn’t just install 40 extra seats on the next rocket to sort all that out. Er, 39. Someone named Suni is already up there.

The Feds Are Skirting the Fourth Amendment by Buying Data

The Supreme Court ruled in 2018’s Carpenter v. United States that the government must have a warrant to track people’s movements through their cellphone data.

But governments are increasingly circumventing these protections by using taxpayer dollars to pay private companies to spy on citizens. Government agencies have found many creative and enterprising ways to skirt the Fourth Amendment.

It’s a mystery why anyone is surprised by this. I’m sure people will put this article on their Facefriends page, to complain about privacy some more.

‘Rare species’ not seen in the area for 50 years spotted on Arizona trail camera

While many associate the ocelot with “rain forests and maybe South America or Central America,” the felines do roam all the way north into Arizona and Texas, Ragan said.

It’s a mystery why I didn’t know that ocelots used to live in Arizona, then they didn’t, and now they do again, apparently.

The gigantic and unregulated power plants in the cloud

These cloud-based management platforms could, by accident, after a hack, or intentionally, simultaneously shut down all their millions of solar panels (permanently). And then the entire European electricity grid would collapse. Given the recent findings of fine ethical hackers (DivD) and the confirmation from Dutch electricity network manager (TSO) TenneT, this is not a theoretical scenario.

It’s a mystery why people don’t understand that when you hook up solar panels to the grid, the grid owns you, not the other way around.

Genghis Khan, Trade Warrior

Genghis Khan, born under the name Timüjin, was an unlikely candidate to unify the warring Mongol tribes of his homeland, much less found a vast empire. The future emperor was the son of an outcast family — a family abandoned by its clan to die on the steppes. Yet it appears that he came to believe that he was divinely destined to unify the world — all the land under Tengri, the sky god of his shamanistic religious tradition. In an ascent marked by incredible political and military savvy, he proceeded to defeat a long string of ever more powerful enemies.

It’s a mystery why more people get their info on Timujin by watching John Wayne and Susan Hayward movies, and don’t watch Sergei Bodrov’s Mongol movie instead. Especially since the whole thing’s on YouTub:

Your TV set has become a digital billboard. And it’s only getting worse.

Another niche upcoming TV set is the Telly. The company’s TVs are free but allow the startup to track their owners, and they have a secondary screen for showing ads, including when the TV is off (the secondary screen can also display information like the weather or sports scores). Telly’s prospective owners must answer a long series of questions, like if they’re registered to vote and who their cell phone provider is, with the data used for ad targeting. Telly has discussed further potential ways to commercialize TV watching, such as letting people earn gift cards by filling out surveys (also to help targeted advertising) on the TV.

It’s a mystery why anyone would allow this into their home. But plenty of people will. By the way, this is part of a real Sony patent:

It’s a mystery why you don’t just stream It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World from an mp4 file from a desktop hard drive, and ponder why the title of the movie was too optimistic.

Happy Tuesday, everyone. Don’t forget to put out the trash.

Month: August 2024

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