Now the Ground Is White

Here’s wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from everyone at the cottage, even though it’s a granite five-story building now.

Not many people know all the verses of Jingle Bells, but that never made me upsot. How about this one:

Now the ground is white
Go to it while you’re young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you’ll take the lead

Go to it while you’re young is good advice, indeed. Otherwise you won’t have any decent Christmas music hanging around. In case you need some, feel free to press the play button.

The Perhaps Not Entirely Serious Christmas Song

Those are my boys, Unorganized Hancock, back in the day. They’re old enough to drink now, which must make it easier to pretend to like me at family gatherings. They’re still wishing you and yours a modestly amusing generic Christmas.

Ten Years After

Those are my boys, ten years ago. Unorganized Hancock. The Spare Heir playing the drums was eleven. His big brother was either seventeen or eighteen. They did this whole thing themselves, no input from either my wife or me. I think I might have held a camera, because someone must have, but I don’t remember it.

I’m glad that we have evidence of the passing of time like this. Moving picture family album entries are better than snapshots. But it makes one wistful. They’re out on their own now, and we are adrift ourselves. We’re not on an island, but we’re definitely in the sun here in the Yucatan peninsula, so the song kinda fits.

If there’s still anyone out there who thinks that social media sewers like YorubaTube are actual meritocracies, show them this, and then tell them it got 1,000 views in a decade. Then mention that “Charlie bit my finger” got 897 million views, and was sold as an NFT for $700,000.

I have often counseled my children that in the long run, it’s better if people ask why there’s no statue dedicated to you, instead of asking why there is a statue dedicated to you. That kind of thinking might be thin gruel, I’ll admit, but it’s kind of nutritious, too.

Trick Question: Who Did It Better?

First up, my lads from nine years ago. It’s a flip camera recording from a July 4th celebration in Rumford Maine. Oh Boy!

We’re going to reach way back for some competition. No, not the Crickets. My little Davids can’t be expected to go up against Goliath right off, can they? But if we reach back to 1975, we can find a remake of Oh Boy, straight out of Old Blighty. And the band’s name is Mud, and I mean that every which way.

Whenever some whippersnapper starts in on how much everything sucks now, and how wonderful everything must have been fifty years ago, I’m going to play that video for them. And testify that Mud was about par for the course for the cringe factor of the entire decade.

We’ll See if Anyone Gets the Joke This Time Around

Holy cow, that was eleven years ago. Man, the kids were young. Their cherubic faces belie the facetious nature of the song. It just might be the most subversive Christmas song ever written, accomplished without ever laying a finger on the real Christmas. Enjoy, and Merry Christmas from the Cottage!

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