Start Your Messin’ Around
Specials. Cooler than 1979 deserved.
Jeeves, fetch my white shoes and skinny tie. I’m going skanking.
Specials. Cooler than 1979 deserved.
Jeeves, fetch my white shoes and skinny tie. I’m going skanking.
I may or may not be able to explain the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. I’ve never tried so I don’t know. I’ve never attempted to explain gravity, either. I just fall down and get it over with.
SPANNERS
by: Sippican Cottage
Sun’s beaming in the window,
There’s rumbling from the floor,
We’re swinging and we’re swaying
Boxes dancing out the door.
Oh how our muscles ripple,
We’re making twenty knots,
We’re alternating; current —
We’re glowing with the watts.
Pounding down the corridors,
With Bill of Lading piles;
Our output’s put the boss on ice
We’re blowing out the dials.
They count the beans but can’t keep up,
We’re cooking with the gas;
Our arms are made from tempered steel,
Our heart is made of brass.
That brass is rolled to make a tube,
The tube is bent just so;
And if we blow that trumpet, Jack,
The girls get all aglow.
The whistle blows at five o’clock,
It’s twenty-three skidoo;
The guys and gals that made that stuff,
Go out for dancing too.
They box the compass of the steps
Then swing from chandeliers;
They leave the clerks there in the lurch
Then kick it up a gear.
They pound the floor into the ground,
They swing and then they sway;
They’d drink to all their troubles,
But they’ve long since gone away.
They close the places late at night,
And walk home ‘neath the stars;
Arm in arm, exchanging charms
One’s Venus, one is Mars.
Mighty children spring from them,
To keep the flame alight;
They nurse them with acetylene,
And ultra-violet light.
They grow some whiskers when they’re old,
And sit down for a spell;
Their Ercoles will take their place,
And raise a little hell.
A diplomat from a faraway land. Wars raged between the Art Tatum faction and the Nat Cole army. Jimmy Reed and Don Gibson splinter groups desolated the landscape. Ray brought peace.
There should be a blinking neon sign over his head: Transubstantiation and alchemy, while you wait.
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