N’Awlins, Y’all

That’s Tuba Skinny getting it done curbside. Wonderful ambling stray dogs, and a couple dancing down the sidewalk even though they don’t know how. That’s a sure sign you’re getting over.

If you’re not hip to the difference, that’s a cornet, not a trumpet. They’re very similar instruments, but cornets have a much warmer tone. A trumpet is a single diameter tube that ends in a bell. It’s a musical rifle. A cornet is a tube that gets bigger around as it makes its way to its bell. It’s a blunderbuss.

I’d explain the difference between a trombone and household plumbing, but there really isn’t any.