Muzak For The Elevator To The Nice Part Of Hell

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. –Mark Twain

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. –Robert Frost

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
–Victor Hugo

Every man is his own hell.
–H.L. Mencken

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
–Aldous Huxley

Hell is full of musical amateurs. –George Bernard Shaw

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. –Bill Shakespeare