45s I Won’t Throw Out – Trois

Ann Althouse is absolutely drubbing me at this. I am, however, serene in the knowledge that Curtis Mayfield is ten kinds of cooler than Donovan Leitch.

Ann Althouse is absolutely drubbing me at this. I am, however, serene in the knowledge that Curtis Mayfield is ten kinds of cooler than Donovan Leitch.

My father asks me for nothing, really. Every three months or so, I take him to his doctor, who pokes about him wondering what keeps him animated, and that’s about it. He’s grown frail, and has discovered the joys of “Not Going.” It takes a lot to get him to leave the comfort and safety of his house. I was really surprised when he called me on Saturday, because he asked me to take him somewhere.
My father was a ball gunner on a B-24J Liberator bomber in the Pacific during WW2. He rarely spoke about that. My father and his confreres considered themselves part of a thing greater than the sum of their parts in it –or so it seems to me — and more or less did what was expected of them as a sort of unpleasant chore, kept themselves safe as much as was practicable, amused themselves when possible, and got back to being regular people as soon as they could.
As far as how practicable it was to keep safe hanging below a plane filled with four hundred pound bombs with nothing but the ocean beneath you to bore you and Japanese Zeros shooting at you to keep you interested in the trip, you can draw your own conclusions.
My father said that the last B-24 in flying condition was going to be at a little airshow nearby, and he wanted to go see it. Would I take him?
As I said, my father is very frail. His heart is big but not useful. His mind is sharp but not overused now. It takes quite a bit of effort for him to get down the hall and into a car. And there was nothing I could do to keep him from trying to climb in that plane when we got there.
I didn’t try, actually; I just was sort of amazed, and wondered how I could help him. You entered the plane on a rickety jump ladder in the tail, walked through the fuselage filled with wooden ammo boxes and gun emplacemements, climbed around the retracted ball that was his home for forty missions, and then had to walk on a catwalk less than a foot wide between the bomb racks to get to the cockpit. All this for a man who needs a walker.
We went along the side of the plane, creeping along at the pace my father goes, my father assiduously avoiding walking between the fuselage and the props — a habit sixty years old and more — and he saw his chance. He ducked down and crept into the bomb bay.
Down came the hands. No one needed to be told who that man was, or why he was there. Everyone behind paused to wait patiently and respectfully, and everyone within reach helped me pick that old, frail, brave man up to look on the nuts and bolts of that totem of his distant life. And they thanked him, and they asked him questions, and marveled at him. A Brigadier General and a sailor and a J.A.G. and Vietnam vets by the handful pressed his hand for the piquant residue of that life that might be on it.
He just looked for one familiar face that he had not brought with him, but there were none.
Commenter Mark Daniels saw my Ringo single yesterday, and had this to offer:
It’s probably not an opinion that would pass muster with the rock intelligentsia, but I’ve always felt that ‘It Don’t Come Easy’ was one of the greatest rock songs of all time. It’s great!
Well, I don’t know what the rock intelligentsia think…
Strike that — I know exactly what they think, and I don’t give a tinker’s fart. I say “It Don’t Come Easy” is one of the greatest pieces of pop ever. Listen to it:
The Beatles killed Rock music, really. They made artifacts- studio confections that existed in a realm outside live music. They had the knack for the little ditty writ large, and indulged it. They could get away with it, but it led to all sorts of trouble for those less talented. E.L.O. anyone?
But let’s not worry about that. If you’re going to assemble pop confections, who are you going to do it with?
Well, how about the fellows from Badfinger, and Beatles cronies like Klaus Voorman and Steve Stills, and Eric Clapton? Have George Martin ride herd over that, and see what you get. And when George Martin’s not around, have the other George — Harrison– arranging the whole thing.
“We were always rather beastly to George,” George Martin famously said of George Harrison. George’s compositions were relegated to the end of the queue, afterthoughts really, and his guitar playing was a bit too lugubrious for the records, and George Martin would guide his charge through his solos more often than not. Paul McCartney played guitar in the original iteration of the band, and I’m sure George always had that feeling that he was looking over his shoulder a bit. It surely rankled, but George soldiered on.
Like the football player that isn’t a star until he coaches, George really didn’t shine until he was directing things. And he certainly had been paying attention to what George Martin was doing. He could do it too, when he got the chance.
The Beatles were kaput. We weren’t tired of them, but they were tired of themselves. And George decided to give his friend Ringo a leg up, since they were all out on their own now. And George Harrison most assuredly wrote It Don’t Come Easy, or the largest possible portion of it, if you disbelieve the record label and believe your eyes and your ears. Ringo sits in during the concert for Bangladesh, George out front with the Badfinger boys, and Ringo forgets about half the words when they play it together. He keeps on smiling through the whole thing, and invests it with that original and unmistakeable packing crate beat he invented for himself in the seedy clubs in Liverpool.
If you have any doubt who wrote the thing, listen to George and the fellows play it before Ringo shows up for the studio session:
All that was missing Ringo’s sunny disposition, his infectious beat, and his likeable, plodding voice. You could hear him toss his head on a record, somehow.
George arranged some horns, really well, played that magnificent shimmering intro and outro, picking his way over the three chords like a mountain climber reaching the arete to gaze down into Shangri-la, and got his friend to play that guitar solo I bet — Eric Clapton. It sounds like him, and he was there.
We were poor when I was a young teen, but not so’s you’d notice. My weary mother would take us to the pizza joint, hard by the dissipated college kid’s dorms, and we’d eat cheap pie and drink cokes and she’d give us quarters for the big Seeburg jukebox. George’s warm pizzicato chords, then Ringo’s voice would come out of that box like a benediction, and you’d let the whole thing wash over you like the warm, sweet wave it was.
Ann’s got a Who record with a bite taken out of it. And it’s actually a good Who record, not My Generation or something. It’ s like she has me up against the ropes, and she’s working the body now.
But I have Richard Starkey.

Well, I’ve posted twice in one day. That just doesn’t happen. But certain gauntlets must be picked up. My friend Ann Althouse hurled one at my feet, though perhaps she didn’t know it. Ann got a head start on me, calendar-wise, but hey, bring it on.
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