I’m The Real Cottage Furniture Maker In Maine
I live in a cottage in Maine and make furniture. That’s more than most that sell Maine cottage furniture can say. I’m busy, busy making made-to-order furniture for lovely people from hither and yon and to and fro and so forth and so on and here and there, (here and there is in Arizona, I think) but I’ve also got a selection of items ready-to-ship over at Sippican Cottage Furniture. I call these ready-to-ship items “Ready to Ship,” to confuse my competitors and astound my enemies by telling the truth. My competitors can’t compete, and my enemies need an enema…
That didn’t come out like I’d planned…
No, that won’t do, either. Mentioning “enemas” and “things not coming out as planned” isn’t going to sell any tables. I could sell a couple billion shares of facebook stock with that approach, but my customers demand more.
How about 1/3 off and free shipping on seven five three (better hurry on over) beautiful, handmade, solid wood, handmade-in-Maine items?
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