I Don’t Know Anything

I don’t know where this occurred. I don’t know how old this video is. I don’t know one single, solitary fact about the who, what, when, where, and why of it. But I’m absolutely certain of one thing: the man depicted in the video will stand up before a judge and plead NOT GUILTY!

Lip-Synching This Song Is Like Buying Flowers For Your Sex Doll

Maybe not. Maybe buying premium gas for a rental car. No, that’s not it. Anyway, why is the Enzyte guy yelling at us with an orchestra? I dunno.

The video got truncated in editing. In the original, at the very end, the guy unhinges his jaw and eats a live capybara whole.

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