Imelda May? Imelda Does

Imelda May is not a singer. Imelda May is Lady Godiva’s better looking sister riding in a rockabilly chariot pulled by three horses she stole from the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse with a wink, riding roughshod and bareback over the known world, while making Helen of Troy look like Bella Abzug.

Hotter’n A Vesuvius Built By Vitruvius, Irisher’n A Clover;

She had twenty-three masts and she ‘stood several blasts and they called her the Irish Rover…

Imelda May!