A Bone Shaker. The Bike, I Mean

You keep that up, dude, you won’t be able to stop a pig in a ginnel. 

Barnes!
Who’s the Brit cycling ninny
That’s a sex machine to all the hinny?
(Barnes!)
You’re damn right
Who is the man
That would risk a dunch for a Black and Tan?
(Barnes!)
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s dibble all about?
(Barnes!)
Right on
You see this cat Barnes is a workyticket
(Shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Barnes
(Then we can dig it)
He’s a antwacky man
And no one understands him but a gadgie
(Martin Barnes)