I Get Swag

There are only two important videographers working in the milieu today: Knox Harrington, and Stamford Waffles.

Knox won’t return my calls because I borrowed his Autobahn records and brought them back scratched, so I hired Stamford to make this video mashup for me. He doesn’t come cheap, either; he’s demanded 11 years of room and board so far, and I had to set him up with a Flip camera and a Playstation 2.

It was worth it.