That’s Life. That’s What All The People Say

That’s life
If you care what people say
You’re filing forms in April
Audited in May
But I know I’m gonna change that sorry tune
With all the scratch tickets I buy in June

I said: That’s life
Marinating in Jim Beam
Until you run out of scratch
Then it’s Bristol Cream
But I don’t let it, let it get me down
As long as the wallpaper
It keeps spinning around

I’ve been a muppet, a moper,
A Pilate, a doper,
My ass in a sling,
I’ve been off to school with a cup full of drool
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
With a boot on my face
I make myself at home and open up another case

That’s life
I tell you, you can’t deny it
I thought of quitting baby
But before I can, I’m fired
And if you take a barstool anywhere nearby
I’m gonna ramble with my speech slurred,
And then I’ll cry

I’ve been a muppet, a moper,
A Pilate, a doper,
My ass in a sling,
I’ve been off to school with a cup full of drool
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
With a boot on my face
I make myself at home and open up another case

It Was… 93 Degrees Less Than A Hundred Degrees Last Night

We’re good parents. Honest! We’re saving up to put lenses in our kids’ glasses.

Happy Saturday everybody from Unorganized Hancock.

(Update: Lorraine supports the ahhts through our PayPal button. Many thanks! I think I owe her a novel pretty soon)
Up-Update: Kathleen M. is serially generous. Many thanks! And Dave R., who offered the “stump the band” idea originally, is very generous indeed. Many thanks!)

If The Potter Has A Sure Hand

I do not know where this person has gone to. It’s only three or four years ago, but only the faint outlines of him are visible in the current model of miniature wrecking crewman that still sleeps in the old version’s bed.

I don’t recognize the place, either. It’s from a fever dream. I only remember the illness, not the sickbed. I’m better now, so it doesn’t trouble me.

We only have one bathroom in our house now, so one can’t dawdle in there. The little feller was in a hurry to brush his teeth because it was time for school, but I was about to take a shower. He knocked, and asked, and I let him in.

“You didn’t close the door properly, Dad.”

It seemed a very… studied formulation of words for a nine-year-old to use.  I was curious.

“What part of speech is properly, son?”

“It’s an adverb.”

“Which word in that sentence does it modify?”

“Close.”

“What kind of word is close?”

“A verb.”

My wife teaches that boy, and his big brother. I hardly ever see it done; the boys learn in their rooms, and I’m working one or two floors away all the time. But by gad, it happens. You can barely make out the outline of the raw material after a while. But it’s there if you look hard. Good clay makes a great pot, if the potter has a sure hand.

Month: February 2013

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