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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything

That’s Life. That’s What All The People Say

That’s life
If you care what people say
You’re filing forms in April
Audited in May
But I know I’m gonna change that sorry tune
With all the scratch tickets I buy in June

I said: That’s life
Marinating in Jim Beam
Until you run out of scratch
Then it’s Bristol Cream
But I don’t let it, let it get me down
As long as the wallpaper
It keeps spinning around

I’ve been a muppet, a moper,
A Pilate, a doper,
My ass in a sling,
I’ve been off to school with a cup full of drool
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
With a boot on my face
I make myself at home and open up another case

That’s life
I tell you, you can’t deny it
I thought of quitting baby
But before I can, I’m fired
And if you take a barstool anywhere nearby
I’m gonna ramble with my speech slurred,
And then I’ll cry

I’ve been a muppet, a moper,
A Pilate, a doper,
My ass in a sling,
I’ve been off to school with a cup full of drool
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
With a boot on my face
I make myself at home and open up another case

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