Call An Ambulance! Does Anyone Know The Number For 911?

What is this I don’t even.

It’s got a hint of: My hovercraft is full of eels, doesn’t it?

Okey dokey- Let’s hear from the experts on such matters. Luckily they’re all wearing Depends now.

Trouble in the rising sun,
Ladies dialing nine one one
Yeah, she needs to see a physician (Stat!)
For rumbles in her nether parts

That woman from Tokyo
Ate Boyardee
That woman from Tokyo
Smells no good to me

Looking like an eastern Queen
Smelling like a hockey team
Oh, I hope you live a bit upriver
She won’t be flushing Perrier

That woman from Tokyo
Ate Boyardee
That woman from Tokyo
She’s no good to me