I Wonder If These Poor, Benighted Girls Even Know How To Take Their Own Photos Making Ducklips, Using Their Phone

Can they type with their thumbs properly? I bet their weirdo parents want them to learn to write all loopy and scribbly, too –what do you call that stuff; cursing or missive or something — instead of communicating deep thoughts properly, with little acronyms with homophone numbers sprinkled in them.

They’re ten and eleven years old, the video says. Shouldn’t they be in sex education class in a locked-down school instead of learning music that doesn’t even have a phat beat? The other kids are gonna think they’re weirdos.

What kind of outfits are those? You can’t buy them at a Hot Topic, that’s for sure. Maybe they’re just normal kids, and are wearing long sleeves to hide their tattoos from the squares on the Intertunnel. They probably let it all hang out when mom is out on a date and they break out the Solo cups and some decent music.

Dare I say it? I don’t believe these children are socialized. However will they make their way in life? They’re doomed.