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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything

I Wonder If These Poor, Benighted Girls Even Know How To Take Their Own Photos Making Ducklips, Using Their Phone

Can they type with their thumbs properly? I bet their weirdo parents want them to learn to write all loopy and scribbly, too –what do you call that stuff; cursing or missive or something — instead of communicating deep thoughts properly, with little acronyms with homophone numbers sprinkled in them.

They’re ten and eleven years old, the video says. Shouldn’t they be in sex education class in a locked-down school instead of learning music that doesn’t even have a phat beat? The other kids are gonna think they’re weirdos.

What kind of outfits are those? You can’t buy them at a Hot Topic, that’s for sure. Maybe they’re just normal kids, and are wearing long sleeves to hide their tattoos from the squares on the Intertunnel. They probably let it all hang out when mom is out on a date and they break out the Solo cups and some decent music.

Dare I say it? I don’t believe these children are socialized. However will they make their way in life? They’re doomed.

10 Responses

  1. well what would you know about girls? you have boys. for all i know this might normal behavior for girls.
    all sarcasm aside they done good.

  2. I'm more concerned about STD's, remembering to take the Pill every day (most girls today learn that in middle school) and finally, what kind of wives would such girls grow up to become?

  3. How can you look at yourself in the mirror if half of your middle school class hasn't already seen naked pictures of you?

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