Valentine’s Day 2015 Wishes From Unorganized Hancock

The Sippican Clan hates Christmas in October. We don’t like going to the Walmart to look for warm gloves in late January only to find flip flops and bathing suits because winter clothes are two seasons ago in retail. But we must make adjustments for the wants and needs of the Intertunnel.

You didn’t know the Intertunnel has wants and needs? You must be new around here. The Interwebs is a bunny-boiling girlfriend on the side, and don’t you forget it: Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my spam, you change your URL. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!

There’s an arms race for attention on these here Intertunnels that makes Christmas sales held two weeks before Thanksgiving a mere bagatelle. If Unorganized Hancock doesn’t put out their jaw-dropping, magnificent Valentine’s Day 2015 wish to all their faithful supporters at least four days early, by Thursday BuzzFeed will be running Top 10 Places to Vomit on Saint Patrick’s Day listicles, and the kids will be ignored.

So accept this heartfelt token of unorganized affection from my Heir and my Spare. Tell a friend, paste it onto your webpage, slam into your Facefriends account, or mash it into your Jitter feed. We can make this the official Valentine’s Day 2015 wish of the Intertunnel if everyone taps their Crocs together three times and makes a wish.

[Update: Many thanks to the relentlessly pleasant Kathleen M. in the Nutmeg State for her generous support for the boys via our TipJar. It is much appreciated]
[Additional Update: Many thanks to longtime friend and supporter of Unorganized Hancock Dave R. from California for his generous donation to the boys’ TipJar. It’s greatly appreciated]