Face Rump

I’ve decided to attract as much traffic as possible to my blog, drawn from people who are looking for something else. Other than the Prozac Klatches of paranoid housebound agoraphobes that overpopulate the intertubes, filled with blog posts detailing in excruciating, misspelled logorrhea how

then inviting their MeTooLegions to use the word “definately” and some grade school swears one more time in the comments section, there’s really only one way to get misdirected misanthrope traffic to your blog. And you know what it is.

But I don’t do “Blue,” as you might have gathered, so I can only get people to come here by accident, by accident, as it were. But I figure this ought to do the trick. I give you, ladies and gentlemen,

Face rump. Face rump. Face rump. (Are you getting this, Google? I said face rump!)

I need to work on a description of the hot babes out front. Nothing comes to mind.