Ditto Wind On Sunday

We’ve lost our electricity a half a dozen times in the last two days. The wind is… Heathcliff on the moor-ish?? Guns of Navaronian? Lawrence of Arabitious? Well, they’re going like a talk show host.

If I’ve got to stand there in the dark one more time listening to the sawblade decelerating and wondering where my fingers are vis-a-vis said blade, I’m going to need psychotherapy.

Before this magical machine winks out again, here’s something interesting to look at while I light candles and pray to the god of Tesla.

This, ladies and gents, is what technology is capable of — if it runs on batteries: