I would have given anything to walk into Norm’s Rare Guitars right then. Maybe not for the same reasons as most other folks. I’m not in the market for a guitar or anything. My appetite for tasty licks is somewhat limited. I just would have loved to go over to the guitar wall behind sofa, pulled down a strat or something, plugged it in to any old amp, and started playing Stairway to Heaven, really loud, and slightly out of tune.

The laughs would have been epic. Right before the beating started.