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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything

Forrest Demps Plays For The Patriots Now. LULZ

Jeff Demps is immediately the fastest running back in the history of the NFL.

Little known fact: I once signed a high six-figure contract at the Patriots’ stadium.

Other little known fact: A friend of mine bought the crummy astro-turf endzones from the old Foxboro stadium, and used them for carpeting.

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  1. From the article, portion of his tweet:

    "Glad to be apart of the team."

    Spelling matters, Jeffrey. But in fairness, it matters less in professional football.

    But then again, you signed a six-figure contract and we (I) still expect you too spell rite, so thats wot.

    I may have landed in Seattle, but I still claim affinity with Colorado sports. All they did for me this year was sign Peyton Manning. Ho-hum.

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