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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything

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Fat girl texting in her bed all night
Man, those stubby thumbs can really fly
All Done, Bye Bye (ADBB)
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive

Facebook Friending in the dead of night
Tagging Bieber’s Wall for all to see
(Pie!) AYCE
You are only waiting for his Poking to be free

Fat girl, type
Fat girl, type
Into your T-Mobile myTouch Slide.

Fat girl, type
Fat girl, type
Into your T-Mobile myTouch Slide.

Fat girl texting in her bed all night
Man, those stubby thumbs can really fly
ADBB
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive
She was only waiting for the pizza to arrive

6 Responses

  1. Liked it.

    I don't need a lecture on manners, but a couple hot tips might be useful.

    And, what do you have against Spam?
    Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam! Loved by Pacific Islanders and Alaskans–must be something to do with weather, doncha think?

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