- I promise to quit drinking
- At two ‘o clock this morning
- Maybe three
- I pledge to eat healthier
- Candy
- Not after I drop them
- I’ll be sure to set aside more “me time”
- But enough about me
- What do you think about me?
- I’m gonna build a better credit score
- Not for my lenders of course
- I’ll teach them patience
- I’ve decided to donate a kidney
- Maybe two
- Not mine, pfffft
- I predict I’ll lose twenty pounds
- It takes willpower, you know
- To invest in British bonds
- I promise to stop shirking
- By mentioning my bad back
- And complain about my bad front instead
- I will no doubt learn a new language
- Maybe two
- Standing in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles
- I swear I’ll stop swearing
- Ah shit
- I meant a goddamned vow
- I promise to volunteer to help others
- And scold anyone who objects
- And calls it looting
- And I take an oath
- To stop writing and talking
- Like Christopher Walken
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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything
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I don’t know in what benighted corner of the internet you found that video, but I am honestly grateful things like that exist, and grateful to you for bringing that one to our attention. I think.
Hiya Warrant- Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Sipp!
Hi Jean- May the 2026 road rise up to meet you, and the wind be always at your back.
Good morning. I do hope everyone has a better year, especially myself. Ha ha! I get to start off by changing my primary e-mail. So much fun, considering everything that uses it these days. Well, at least I have a day off in which to labor over that, and get most of it done.
I had to ask the internet, and yes, Christopher Walken really does play the cello. Fun vid, but in my current state of mind, I had to turn off the sound to enjoy it. I’m not a Walken completetist, but I did see a couple things I want to look up and see whether I can find them at the library, to watch.
That entire montage, and not a single clip stolen from the Fatboy Slim video. (Weapon of Choice)
Impressive.
Of course, Walken did say that the key to his acting is that he’s really a dancer.
I think one of the first videos I ever saw on Youtube eighteen years ago, was Christopher Walken cooking a chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScdUht-pM6s
This is my favorite impression of Christopher Walken on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-ieOiwlWA
Have a happy and healthy New Year