That’s not a hairdo. That’s architecture. Call in an expert. Send out for a consultant. Get Moses in here. He’ll turn down the contract. “You want me to part that guy’s hair? I’ve only done small jobs, like the Red Sea. I don’t think I’m up for this.”
You’ve never heard of Luis Miguel. He’s the “Latin Frank Sinatra,” which is a compliment, I guess. His agent can sell 250,000 tickets to see him in Mexico City just by whispering the concert dates out of his mail slot at 4 AM on any given Sunday morning, but that’s no reason why you should have ever heard of him. According to Wikipedia, he once sold 320,000 copies of one of his records in one day, but hey, it’s not like he’s famous or anything.
Of course, he was nothing and nobody until be performed Sunny, the Official Cover Song of the Twenty-Teens.
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Sipp, some of us got together and took a vote. Actually we were able to get a bunch of 'em for a cheap price so there were enough to go around.
Consensus is that we want to hear Unorganized Hancock rather than some foreigners singing an over-rated song dedicated to an obscure minority.
When Kragon the Ruthless, Emporer of the Third Crustacean Dynasty of the Universe, Ruler of All That Walk The Land or Swim in the Seas sends in his armies to conquer and subjugate Earthlings he will have underestimated us by listening to songs such as Sunny performed by musicians whose only claim to fame will be carved on their headstones.
That would never happen if polka music ruled the airwaves. One listen of The Beer Barrel Polka would have been warning enough: don't muss with us.
Sooooo, the Mexican Justin Bieber.
You have sunk sooooooooooooooooooooo
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
Get help, Mr. Sippi!
My uncle Letsgo Lozko made his fortune raising bantam chickens. He would take his favorite hens to his buddy the taxidermist after they died and have them stuffed and mounted. He had them all over his house, even on the porch.
He also had a three-legged pig. When asked about it he would reply "You don't eat a good pig all at once."
Cher was hot at first, too.