Why is Eric Clapton playing a Percy Mayfield song with a wedding band? Also, why is it that when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal? And why is it if you tell people that the sun is a fiery furnace of hydrogen, constantly exploding in a fury of fusion energy, they just shrug and believe you; but if you tell them you just painted a doorframe, they touch it to see if it’s sticky?
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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything
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At least one of those questions is easy: if you get a busy signal, how would you know it was a wrong number?
They shrug because they can't touch the sun to test your statement.
They left me #1. Even superstars go slumming sometimes. It can be fun.
There. Now you can sleep.