Erroll Garner playing Lorenz and Hart, and Rodgers and Hammerstein, and Rodgers and Hart, I think. That’s what the credits say, but who writes the credits? Before my time.

I always hated Broadway. Right in the middle of a play, people would burst out in song. The better the play part, the more bizarre the musical interlude would seem to me. I could never get over the idea that people don’t act like that in real life.

What a jackass I’ve always been, and always will remain, I’m afraid. But I learn.