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A Man Who Has Nothing In Particular To Recommend Him Discusses All Sorts of Subjects at Random as Though He Knew Everything

Disregard The Man Behind The Curtain

First, my bona fides:

Unions are not an abstraction to me. I was a member of the second largest union in the United States. My brother is a Teamster. My next door neighbor, who is not a bad sort of guy, is a retired union delegate for the Teamsters. I guess I should mention my brother is not a bad sort of guy, too.

When I was a manager, part of the company I worked for was unionized. Part was not. I hired many companies as construction subcontractors over a large part of the United States that were unionized. I hired many more that were not.

I am not wealthy. I was not born wealthy, and will likely not die wealthy. I have worked at hard, physical labor for a great portion of my life. My parents and grandparents almost all worked at least for a portion of their lives in those mills you see in grainy photos, where an untimely lapse in concentration could cost you a finger, or worse. Before them, it was all Europe and lord only knows how bad it was to send us all here.

While it’s true that I’ve been treated pretty badly by many employers — and imagined I was being treated badly by some employers who weren’t treating me very badly at all — I have also been threatened with the destruction of the only valuable thing I owned at the time — my car–and serious bodily harm if that didn’t convince me never again to exceed the quota of work deemed appropriate by my “brothers” in the union. In a parking lot at midnight. I know what I did, but I’m not sayin’. Tell me; what would you do?

When I worked for others, I’ve negotiated such things as trash hauling contracts in New York supplied by perfect gentlemen who are very much in a union. Conversely, I’ve been shown a chrome plated .45 as a means of collecting Accounts Payable by a decidedly non-union fellow. Life is not as simple as they portray it in the movies. In the movies, any evil fellow in a suit always has a picture of a Republican president prominently displayed in their office, usually where any normal person has a picture of their family. In my life, the only really crooked executives I ever met all had pictures of JFK in their offices. I don’t know what any of that represents, really.

I have always had a predilection for reading, especially history, so I know all about the Ludlow Massacre and I know what a Wobblie is. I’ve read Ida Tarbell articles from McClure’s. I’ve got a picture of Mother Jones with Calvin Coolidge around here somewhere. I know what a Pinkerton man was for. I’ve read Howard Zinn’s People’s History of the United States and John D. Rockefeller’s biography alike. When I read Studs Terkel’s Working, I didn’t run around yelling “Something must be done!” ; I played a sort of game to compare how many of my own jobs had been worse. I’m old enough to recall a rather thrilling union tableau in a shipyard in Gdansk. And I know all about Sacco and Vanzetti.

That’s a long list of things to explain one thing: People enter into all sorts of organized things– corporations and unions; rock bands and time-share condo deals; bowling leagues and the Cosa Nostra. I wish you all well. But me? I never wanted to be equivalent of the child in that picture, who doesn’t even know what the sign says; and as long as there’s breath in my body I’ll never again put myself in the thrall of that hand you see, if you look closely, reaching in from the top right corner of the picture.

Happy Labor Day everybody.

6 Responses

  1. I’ve been telling friends that there’s this great blog they need to read every day. It’s called Sippican Cottage, and I happened upon it through a link from another blog called Conblogeration. Sippican Cottage is by a guy who makes furniture in Massachusetts, I tell my friends, and it’s about the everyday life that most of us live. And I tell them they’re not going to believe the wisdom, the humor and the truth they’ll find in it. Now I know where some of that wisdom and truth come from.

  2. When I was a teacher I made a point of refusing to join the unions. Nobody made a big deal, though I could tell the teachers (women in both cases) responsible for recruiting the nuggets (who usually didn’t have a hard sell, I’m sure) were exasperated with me, to say the least.

    Good for you for fixing it so that you can do what you like on your own terms.

  3. I enjoyed this post greatly. I’ve been approached about joining the police union before and I was even handed a free one year membership that already had my name on it. I choose not to participate. I’ve seen the good they do as well as the bad. The good that they do cannot convince me to overlook the bad. There are just people in all things and there are bad people participating in just causes or working for just orginizations. When the the orginization is bad with some good people in it,I decline to participate. I appreciate your insight as always.

  4. When I was an employee all I heard from the union was what they could not do for me. When I worked for management the union only told me what they were going to do to me. Unions have become an outdated institution and an impediment to productivity and individual fulfillment.

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