Listen, youse. Every motherloving one of ya. Don’t make me tell you twice or there’s gonna be trouble. My kind of trouble. Bad trouble. Listen up. Sunny by Bobby Hebb is the Official Cover Song of the Twenty-Teens, and don’t you forget it, lover.
This isn’t some making nice with Deborah Kerr in some picket fence movie guy talking now. This is Max Cady you’re speakin’ with. Sunny is IT, brother, and don’t let me hear nothing from nobody that says different — or I’m coming for you, I’m coming for your dog, I’m coming for your wife, I’m coming for your whole family. Sunny. Get it through your thick skulls. Yeah, I’m talking to you.