Ladies and gentlemen of the Intertunnel, I’m just a caveman writer. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the blogposts on your websites make me want to get out of my van and run off into the hills, like in Maine, or wherever. Sometimes when I get an enthusiastic message in my comments, I wonder: “Did little demons get inside and type it?” I don’t know! My primitive mind can’t grasp these concepts.
But there is one thing I do know – I should get paid to write this twaddle. Thank you.