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I love a happy ending!
Is that dude’s name “Louis”?
I trust that Mrs. Cottage didn’t fall for that ploy, but for your mad skillz on guitar, no?
Ruth Anne- Heh.
My wife paid five bucks and waited in line to meet me. The jury’s still out if I’m worth the five bucks.
My wife paid five bucks and waited in line to meet me.
Is there a post on that I could read?