(I am grateful for the expressions of concern about my health from one and all. Thank you all, and I hope you all have your inhaler at all times.)
***funny opening line***
***obligatory reference to hectic nature of blogger’s jetset lifestyle***
***insert excuse for meager writing input here by tangentially referring to obligatory reference to hectic nature of blogger’s jetset lifestyle illness***
***if dire emergency, post pictures of adorable children or pets here***
***childless bloggers with dead pets insert random cameraphone shots of surroundings in the manner of Japanese tourist in Disneyland parking lot***
***utilize hardy perennial reference to received knowledge about political figure to cadge 600 words from autotext***
***mock Microsoft/Blogger/Opposing Political Party/French here***
***describe quotidian activities in excruciating detail here***
***best to edit out throne/magazine/candle details from previous item- not funny***
***post YouTube video your brother sent you of Ray Charles and Van Morrison for no apparent reason except it’s terrific***
***mock Billy Joel in front row–you are so not Van Morrison, dude***
***GBTW***
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***Insert vague comment here, only mildy amusing to myself***
***Insert follow up comment here, that praises your post/blog, but still manages to talk about myself***
***reply to comment without reading much of it***
***insert comment here, commenting on the previous comments***
***insert a further comment as if the previous commentors have not already thought of it themselves***
***reach for inhaler***
***express desire to travel to a metropolis known for gambling in the desert in Nevada***
Laughlin?
(oops! forgot *** ****)
***type “heh” instead of any sort of intelligent rejoinder about wry nature of previous comment***
Even though like most highly talentless people I’m easily bored, I’m finding all this mildly amusing.
***Loan Buddy Larsen some asterisks here***
(Thanks–I keep mine in a salt shaker which somehow got lost inside my mashed potatoe Devil’s Tower)
***Even though like most highly talentless people I’m easily bored, I’m finding all this mildly amusing***
(I’ll pay them back after the Spring Thaw)