I am luckier than you. It is not in my nature to gloat, of course; I wish to share the wealth a bit.

I am in possession of a captivating miniature human being. He actually says: “Tee Hee.”

I’m not joking. He actually says it. He is amused, and says, quite distinctly: “Tee Hee.”

It’s not an approximation of the sound of Tee Hee. We regular mortals snort and guffaw, and burst out laughing, and shriek with delight, and make a sort of sound that authors try to convey by writing Tee Hee into their text.

But he actually says: “Tee Hee.”

You need to make yourself a home and find a mate and produce a human that utters, unironically, in a moment of mild amusement: “Tee Hee.”

They are indispensable for making you say: “Pfffftttpppfffharharhoho.”